6/12/2023 0 Comments Bumpr stickr ohhhh yeahh fixx mix![]() ![]() ![]() The one day she didn't do a perimeter check, her wedding day. She's programmed with the most tragic backstory ever. Wrong! Viruses do not stop! Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush, they'll invade every other game until this arcade is nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams. Without a beacon to stop them, they'll consume Sugar Rush. What are you, thick? There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle!Ĭy-Bugs are like a virus. "Sugar Rush." Cy-Bugs would chew up that game faster than a chickenhawk in a coop of crippled roosters. Yeah, he banged around in here like some kind of hot shot, then he went barreling down into that sweet little game like a crazy person. But there's one who can not escape, because she's a glitch.Īnd when the game's plug is pulled. We'll be put out of order for good.Īll my subjects will be homeless. And when they see her glitching and-and-and twitching and just being herself, they'll think our game is broken. Then gamers can choose her as their avatar. I'm not against her! I'm trying to *protect* her! If Vanellope wins that race, she'll be added to the race roster. Sad as it is, Vanellope can not be allowed to race. Zangief saying labels not make you happy. if Zangief is good guy, who will crush man's skull like sparrow's eggs between thighs? And I say, Zangief you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are *bad* guy. and I think, why you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can't you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow's egg, between my thighs. We've all felt what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it. Sometimes I think, man, it sure must be nice being the good guy. Take me down from here, Ralph, right now! I'm not listening to you! Get outta my way! I'm going to that race! Well, you'd better care, because if your game goes out of order, you go down with the ship, little sister! You know what's gonna happen when the players see you glitching? They're gonna think the game's broken. Look, I'm gonna be straight with you, kid. Look, what I'm saying is, you can't be a racer. Uh, hello? Is Ralph in there? I'd like to speak to him, please. ![]() And it was really fun to build the car and everything, but maybe. Who cares about this stupid race, anyway, right? Now, rise my royal chump! I've got a date with destiny. ![]() I will never be good, and that's not bad. Bison, Zombie, Zangief, Bad-Anon Members: Now let's close out the with Bad Guy affirmation.Ĭlyde, Saitine, Cyborg, M. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be. Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Common guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once and awhile? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life? well, today's the 30th anniversary of my game. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that uh. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now, and tonight you finally show up. when no one else seems to like you for doing it. It's just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job. Centipede? Who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at, I'm very lucky. Think about those guys at Asteroids? Boom, gone. For thirty years I have been doing this, and I have seen a lot of other games come and go, it's sad. But, are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that, I say, ha! And no, there aren't. When Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you will not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. "Fix-It Felix, Jr." So yeah, naturally, the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy. My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. I'm nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty-three pounds. ![]()
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